Quite right!

Fundamentally, your true legal representative:

1. Cannot routinely lie to you with impunity

2. Cannot simultaneously represent another person - much less thousands of people - who have the opposite position to yours.

3. Cannot determine their own pay, regardless of how much you are willing to pay, and extort it regardless of your wishes.

4. Cannot force his representation upon you.

5. Can be replaced or fired at any time.

6. CANNOT DO ON YOUR BEHALF WHAT YOU ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO OR WHAT YOU OPPOSE!

7. List continues...