Convicted doesn't even mean guilty. Look at alleged WikiLeaks Joshua Schulte, you think he did sex crimes too?

I've faced false charges before, and I still worry often about the possibility of being framed for a crime.

But if that does happen to me, I can imagine a couple types of President that would probably be some of the last people I'd ever turn to for help:

1. A President whose half-year Presidency is utterly falling apart in the face of widespread accusations of sexually violating minors and having an accomplice murdered in prison to cover it up

2. A President known for helping Israel mass murder children via starvation