Every evening, my sister calls me after work so that I can debrief her on Mom's day. With detail.

After which my sister calls Mom to speak with her. She asks mom questions about her day, who she saw, met and spoke with, etc. Mom answers in her mweh mweh language, which is all the speech she is currently limited to. And of course my sister knows all the answers. BECAUSE OF ME.

Mom loves it bc she thinks my sister is the only one on the planet that understands her mweh, mweh mweh language.

Mom is always in high spirits after those calls. So net positive effort/results

So now my mom thinks I'm the idiot bc I can't understand her mweh mweh mweh language but my sister can.

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