FROM THE HALLS OF MONTY ZOOMER

TO THE SHORES OF TRIPLE SNEED

WE FIGHT OUR CUNT TREE'S BATTLES

IN THE AIR, ON LAND, AND SEA

FIRST TO FITE FOR RITE AND FREEDUMB

AND TO KEEP OUR OHNER CLEEN

WE ARE PROUD TO CLAIM THE TITLE

OF UNTIED STATUS MARIN