Alright, let’s get brutal.
Bitcoin Maxi Zealot
The Bitcoin Maxi Zealot is an uncompromising evangelist. They’re the preacher at the altar of decentralization, shouting the gospel of hard money to anyone within earshot, whether they like it or not. But here’s the catch: they’re not totally wrong. Their fervor comes from a place of knowledge—albeit sometimes twisted into dogma. They see Bitcoin as the ultimate tool for freedom, transparency, and justice. However, their zeal blinds them to nuance. Anything that’s not Bitcoin? It’s a scam, a distraction, or worse, a threat. They’ll turn every argument into a lesson on the Bitcoin Standard, even if you’re just trying to order a coffee. They're annoyingly correct but socially insufferable.
The Zealot’s biggest problem? They don’t know when to shut up. They alienate potential allies by treating Bitcoin like a religion rather than a tool. Every problem in the world—economic collapse, moral decay, your burnt toast this morning—can apparently be fixed by Bitcoin. Their passion is admirable, but their inability to engage constructively often pushes the curious away.
Bitcoin Maxi Bigot
The Bitcoin Maxi Bigot takes all the worst traits of the zealot and cranks them to 11 while removing any redeeming qualities. They’re not here to educate or convert. They’re here to gatekeep. They treat Bitcoin like a private club with high barriers to entry and sneer at anyone who doesn’t “get it” immediately. They’ll ridicule new adopters for not understanding technical jargon or dismiss anyone who questions Bitcoin’s flaws as “NGMI” (Not Gonna Make It).
Bigots are Bitcoin’s toxic sludge. They weaponize their knowledge to exclude, rather than include, and their hostility turns skepticism into outright rejection. They’re the type to say, “If you don’t run your own node, you’re not a Bitcoiner,” as if everyone has a spare Raspberry Pi lying around. For them, everything and everyone that isn’t Bitcoin is a mortal enemy—not just altcoins, but governments, corporations, and even individuals trying to experiment within Bitcoin’s ecosystem.
Their rhetoric often reeks of superiority and sometimes even racism or sexism—wrapped in a libertarian flag and a superiority complex the size of the block subsidy. They’ll berate you for not hodling hard enough, even though they probably panic-sold in 2018.
The Bitcoin Perspective
From Bitcoin’s perspective, both the Zealot and the Bigot are double-edged swords. The Zealot, for all their cringe-inducing preaching, at least spreads the word. Bitcoin thrives on network effects, and their unrelenting evangelism brings new people into the fold. But the Bigot? They’re a cancer. They drive people away from Bitcoin’s principles of inclusion and decentralization. They turn what should be an open, permissionless system into a toxic clubhouse where only the “worthy” are welcome.
Bitcoin doesn’t care about their opinions—it’s just code, humming along regardless of whether they love it or hate it. But the real tragedy is this: the zealot’s good intentions and the bigot’s bad ones both overshadow Bitcoin’s true promise—a neutral, borderless, apolitical financial system. The more they fight over who’s the "real Bitcoiner," the further they stray from the point.
So, let’s rip into them both:
To the zealots: Shut up and let people make their own discoveries. Your job is to educate, not indoctrinate.
To the bigots: Bitcoin isn’t your private club. It’s not a tool for your elitism. Stop using it as a stick to beat people with, or better yet, get out of the way. Bitcoin doesn’t need you.
Bitcoin’s ethos is inclusion, permissionlessness, and resilience. Don’t be the jerk that ruins that for everyone else.
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