Just respond with, "America is basically Canada. I mean, it's all the same, right?!" π€£π€£π€£
Or go, "Oh..." and look really disappointed and deflated. If they ask, you tell them that you, "Thought they wanted good, but I guess you're one of those people who just wanna see the world burn". And walk away with a hanging head π
Oh wait, you're right, I don't have any good ways to respond either. π π¬