I buy big dips and I cannot lie

You other stackers can’t deny

That when a coin drops low with an itty-bitty graph

And that red chart in your face you laugh

You get pumped, wanna pull out your stash

‘Cause you noticed that dip was vast

Deep in the bear market, just gotta buy some more

So you load up your phone,

Watch your portfolio soar

Oh, baby, I wanna buy ya

But you say the dip will fry ya

My brokers tried to warn me

But that dip you got makes (me so wealthy)

Ooh, crypto’s crashing

You say you wanna get in my stash?

Well, use me, use me

‘Cause you ain’t the average newbie

I’ve seen them sellin’

To hell with caution

We’re bearish, daring,

Got it goin’ on, we’re wearin’ HODL flairin’

I’m tired of magazines

Saying fiat’s the thing

Take the average crypto nerd and ask him that

Bitcoin gotta stack

So, stackers! (Yeah!) Stackers! (Yeah!)

Is your portfolio outta whack? (Hell yeah!)

Then buy it, buy it, buy that big ol’ dip

Bitcoin’s back

I buy big dips (with cash in hand)

You other stackers can’t deny (our bags expand)

HODL strong and tight (we’re in command)

We’re buying dips tonight (our gains are planned)

To the pumpin’ bull runs in the magazines

You ain’t it, Miss Thing

Gimme a crash, I can’t resist

Red candles, here’s my wish

Bitcoin’s droppin’, we’re still shoppin’

And I’m stoppin’, I ain’t swappin’

Holding strong, all day long

And we singin’ that bear market song

So, yeah, we’re cautious, and audacious

Stackin’ sats, no vacations

Cash reserves in my cold storage

Crypto’s the new forage

So, bear markets (Yeah!) Bear markets (Yeah!)

Gotta buy more Bitcoin now? (Hell yeah!)

Then flip it, hold it, buy that crypto dip

Bitcoin’s back

I buy big dips (with cash in hand)

You other stackers can’t deny (our bags expand)

HODL strong and tight (we’re in command)

We’re buying dips tonight (our gains are planned)

Bitcoin’s back

(Thanks ChatGPT)