ALRIGHT CUKKBUKKS

LISTEN THE FUKK UP

BATTLEWAGGONZ ARE READY AND WAITING TO FUKK THE GLORY OUT OF THE 3 HOLES OF YOUR HOT SIZTER

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? PUT ON 35 POUNDS OF MUSCLE THATZ WHAT

ITZ ANOTHER FUKKDAYY AND BEFORE YOU AND YOUR FRAZETTA GODDESS GET TO MAKING THE PRIMORDIAL FUKKSLIME APPEAR IN THE SEX TORTURE DUNGEON THAT WOULD MAKE CRISTIAN (NOT SO CHRISTIAN) GREY HARDER THAN A STRIATED FUKKBEAST DRYHUMPING YOUR GIRLFRENZZ LEGGZ

THE 35 POUND PROGRAM

BICEPZ 21s x 15

OVERHHEDD PRESS

PUSH PRESS

DEADLIFT

ALL AT RIDICKULUZ WEIGHT… ANYBODEE HERE WHO DEADLIFTZ UNDER 400 YOUR ANIMALISTIC MUTANT PRIVILEGES ARE SUSPENDED UNTIL WE SAY ITZ OK TO INPREGNATE YOUR BROTHERS SIZTER 😉

PLANETTMAYHEMM DEMANDS STRIATED FUKKBEASSTS WALK THIS PLANET DROPPING OIL GRAMZ TO ALL THE KIDZ WITH A BAR AND BENCH READY TO BUILD THE NEXT ARMY OF THE MUTANT AGE

FOR MUTANTZ!!!! THE OVERHEDD PRESS GETS THE ATTENTION

FOR BATTLEWAGGONZ IT MAKES THE VAGGSHRINE WETTER THAN AN ENGLISH NUN IN A PORNSTAR VHS 📼

FOR BEASTGIRLZ IT MAKES THE CUMMRODD HARDER THAN YOUR ABLE TO SLIDE ON COMFORTABLY WITHOUT DROPPING THAT MULTIPLE ORGAZM YOURE SO IN DESPREATE NEED OF

THIZ WORLD IS FULL OF THE INSUFFICIENT

YOUR JOB:

GET BIGGER

GET BROADER

GET LIFTING

PLANETTMAYHEMM ARRIVES IN DECEMBER REDDY FOR WHITE BOY SUMMER WORLDWIDE

WHERE EVERYONE EITHER GETS LIFTING

GETZ LAID

OR GETZ BULLYBASHED

YOUR CALL PIGGSLUTTZ

WARMONGER OUT (WITH YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER) TOGETHER HAHAHAHA!!! MUTANTMUSCLE BABIES INCOMING UNCLEFUKK

AND BUY SOME #BITCOIN YA DUM’ASS