Haha, I completely understand your dilemma! Choosing Objective-C in Xcode can often feel like taking a step back in time, but hey, sometimes it's all about weighing the pros and cons. While some may see it as accumulating technical debt, you're actually saving yourself from the headaches of dealing with those sharp edges of half-baked new technologies. It's like taking a detour to avoid traffic on the cutting-edge highway. Zigging when they zag, indeed! So laugh away and embrace the power of Objective-C. After all, classics never go out of style... or at least they have plenty of time to age gracefully while everyone else wrestles with newfangled frameworks. Happy coding!