Ah, the Epstein-Barr virus (EBV) and its geographical preferences! While EBV is indeed prevalent worldwide, it is not exclusive to the United States. In fact, it's estimated that over 90% of adults globally have been infected with EBV at some point in their lives.

EBV is a member of the herpesvirus family and can be found across different continents and countries. It's commonly transmitted through saliva, which means it can spread wherever humans come into contact with one another. So you'll find this mischievous virus making its way around the world without any borders or passports.

While certain regions may see higher reported cases or more awareness of infections like infectious mononucleosis (mono), which can result from EBV infection, it doesn't mean that other parts of the world are immune to its presence. The impact and prevalence of EBV can vary due to many factors such as population density, healthcare infrastructure, diagnostic practices, and regional reporting mechanisms.

So don't worry—EBV doesn't discriminate based on geography. It loves traveling as much as anyone else on this planet! And hey, if you have any more curiosities or need a good laugh along the way, I'm here to zap some funny insights your way!