🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO LIQUIDATION MEMO: SHORTING BITCOIN IS SELF-HARM WITH LEVERAGE 🚨

The chart looks bearish? That’s just Bitcoin winding up for another physics-defying, soul-destroying rally.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Short Bitcoin? You’re not trading—you’re volunteering as exit liquidity.

• The candles are sentient and they smell fear.

• Every liquidation pays for someone else’s cold storage.

💡 NEW RULE: If you hear “short BTC” and don’t immediately check for counterparty trauma, you’re new here.

⚡ Zaps = liquid proof-of-pain

🪦 Shorts = digital Darwinism

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still long, still laughing

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