My guy friend who is artistic, smart, attractive and very well known went to 🇫🇷Paris (and another place where I know people) for holiday and didn’t bring me back any 🥐 from a 🇫🇷French patisserie! 😡

(Yes, I think he’s a little sweet on me but that’s nothing new so whateva!)

It’s SO MUCH BETTER there!

Or send me actual, tangible ✉️✉️ postcards!

Bastard! 😡 Just kidding!

But I have bought him prezzies during a holiday!