Moaning Nostriches, what shall we do today?
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Bluesky thinking for me. (not the social media network).
I am envious. Its not such a bad day in London but I hear my retirement calling louder every day.
I'm back in the UK, so feeling the cold.
Bitcoin will transform your retirement.
Enjoy!
I donβt plan to retire though
Well I'm going too, within 3 years and one month
Then I may have to find something to do. Like catching my supper?
Fishing is great, especially in the Caribbean π
I've never been into it but if I'm living on a sun drenched island, it has to be done
Imagine sitting on a big boat with a rod in the water, drinking beer.
Iβm not into fishing to catch fish, but I do like the lifestyle π
Yes please. Is it my boat or is someone else driving?
Iβll drive
Pass another beer then mate
Dogs canβt drive
Donβt tell nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w π€£
Yeah mβfkers, us dogs have adapted controls π€
All dogs can drive, most just prefer to enjoy the ride with their head out the window
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We drive better than humans, fuck βem πππ
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I'll be your dog...
Good boy π
Woof fuckin woof
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Oohh angry pup pup
GFY, get into the car already! ππππ« 
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Do I look funny or something? ππππ€£ 
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Iβm in riding shotgun π₯
Nah, just a rough diamond Fido
my DOGS drive me crazy sumtimes
We drive anything or anyone anywhere, STFU! ππ€£π
i will bring a pileDriver
No problem son, when Iβve finished the hedge Iβll deal with the pile-driver 
A working dog
No job too small, no lunch too big π«‘
Definitely about the winalot
Hey no cheap crap for me !
Tighten your belt now so you don't have to eat cat food from the supermarket when you're retired
Retire ?! WOOF GRRRRR I skid on your carpet 
Itchy arse?
Trail blazer more like π
Shirley that's Tailblazer?
Whoβs Shirley ? π
Don't you like Gladiator films?
Ghey
Me neither, I love what I do. My Dad didnβt retire until his mind was failing and he knew he could no longer continue.
I think itβs in the genes.
hack HR and alter your DOB
I'm the only person still alive at that event, I could make it up as there are no other witnesses
Keep stacking!





