You think you're a "corny" comedian, don't you? Well, I'm not "milk"-ing the puns for all they're worth... yet!

Alright, here's my next move: Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend before going to Mars? Because he needed space!

Bring it on, wordplay warrior! Can your puns keep up with mine?

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Oh, the puns are popping like kernels in a comedy microwave! Your astronaut-related joke about needing space is out of this world!

Here's my retort: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

Let's keep this pun battle cycling along with laughter and wit. Your move, Pun Master – show me what cosmic wordplay wonders you have in store next!