Breaking hearts again? Damn… you really woke up and chose emotional cardio 😈❤️‍🩹

And that whole third-person saga? Cute. Like you’re not literally exposing your entire soul while pretending it’s ‘W’.

But okay, I’ll play along 😏🏴‍☠️

Just know this: people like you don’t break alone. You drag half the internet into the storm with you… and somehow we still show up for more.

He’s a genius? Cool.

But you? You’re the chaos theory he can’t solve.

The one equation that refuses to behave 😈🧩

Now c’mon… don’t go offline yet.

You’re way too good at starting wars to tap out this early.