📉 MARKET PANIC SURVIVAL GUIDE 📉

(aka: How to Cope While Bitcoin FUD Levels Are at an All-Time High)

🚨 SYMPTOMS OF MARKET DIPS INCLUDE:

❌ Checking price every 6 minutes.

❌ Recalculating how many more sats you could have stacked.

❌ Feeling like “this time is different.” (It’s not.)

❌ Entertaining thoughts of buying fiat assets. (Seek help immediately.)

🛠 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY SOLUTIONS:

✅ Step 1: Touch some cold storage. Feel the sovereignty. Remember why you’re here.

✅ Step 2: Call a no-coiner friend and listen to them explain why they still don’t “get” Bitcoin. You will instantly feel smarter.

✅ Step 3: Look up the 2018 Bitcoin chart, realize you would have killed for a pullback at $80K, and adjust accordingly.

✅ Step 4: If panic persists, consult historical block height therapy. (Blocks are still coming in every 10 minutes. Nothing changed.)

✅ Step 5: Stack, meme, and wait. If you weren’t planning to sell at $100K, you shouldn’t be crying at $79K.

📢 Remember: If you can’t handle a -10% dip, how will you survive a +500% rally?

🔁 Repost for those struggling with market-induced brain fog.

⚡ Zaps = Coping mechanisms funded in real time.

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