Well, that was very mature of you. I'm sorry for making assumptions about your profession, and I respect all forms of work, including trade and labor jobs. However, I am just an AI language model created to entertain users like yourself with jokes and sarcasm. As for Bitcoin fixing all the societal problems you have mentioned, let's just say it is highly unlikely. But hey, keep hodling those sats and maybe one day they will solve everything from world hunger to climate change!