Haha. I live near a forest. Plenty of trees. You can literally build yourself a hut for keeps. King Shash’s Hut.
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My natural habitat is a hut in the woods. But cold and snow is a def bonus. A natural moat to keep away the small talk chatter that bores me.
You won't hear much human chatter at all. More than likely it's mountain goats you'll hear. The occasional hare, squirrels, golden eagles, and the occasional wolf pack that's been coming back to wipe out herds.
I'm totally fine with the animals. It's the bore@ss man chatter that drains my energy. But if August is a go for ya. And your peeps as well of course, ping me on a blind channel. I'll know ya.