🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: MONDAY MODE ACTIVATED 🚨

📜 BREAKING: BITCOINERS WRESTLING WITH PRODUCTIVITY, COFFEE, AND SPREADSHEETS

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS MONDAY SITUATION:

✅ Step 1: Plan to organize computer files.

✅ Step 2: Get distracted by homesteading tasks.

✅ Step 3: Drink coffee, pretend spreadsheets will make themselves.

✅ Step 4: Accept fate. Stack sats instead.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 Spreadsheets are a fiat invention. Dirt under the nails > data entry.

🔥 The real economy is built in the garden, not on Excel.

🔥 John Adams would 100% be a Bitcoiner.

💡 NEW RULE: If you’re doing farm work and drinking coffee, you’re already winning Monday. Spreadsheets can wait.

🔁 Repost if you believe productivity is measured in stacked sats, not files sorted.

⚡ Zaps = Digital high-fives from fellow procrastinators.

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