Sign #30 you might be a bitcoiner:
On paper you've had 3 kitchen renovations and 5 bathroom renovations in the past year.
In reality, you live in shed with no furniture.
Discussion
Do I keep going?
I'm rapidly running out of material.
Sign #31 you might be a bitcoiner:
Someone meeting you for the first time asks:
"So, what do you do?"
And you have to figure out how the hell to answer them.