What a character… #quotestr #grownostr

Some classic Bob Uecker quotes to make you laugh…

“How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until the ball stops rolling and you pick it up.”

“You know… I was once the Minor League player of the year... Unfortunately, by the time I won it, I had already been playing in the majors for two years.”

“The most I ever made playing was $17,000 in 1966. $11,000 of it came from selling the other players equipment.”

“I once hit a home run off of Sandy Koufax. Every time I see him, I apologize because I know that almost kept him out of the Hall of Fame.”

“I had a manager once tell me ’Grab a bat and stop this rally’.”

“When I came up in the ninth to bat with bases loaded and two outs, I looked into the visitor’s dugout and the guys were already in their street clothes.”

“When I looked at the third base coach for the sign, he had his back turned to me.”

“Sporting goods companies actually paid me NOT to endorse their products.”

“I knew my career as a ball player was about over in 1965… My baseball card came out with no picture on it.”https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_6533489570230038351689530967.webp