You: Ok great, so buy now.

Them: But I should’ve bought at 15K 😭

You: I told you to and you laughed

Them: But I thought Bitcoin was dead then

You: I told that it wasn’t

Them: But all the news said it was dead

You: I told you why the news was wrong

Them: Well do you think it’s gunna go down again? When is it gunna go down again?

You: Just buy now and don’t worry about it

Them: Ok, I bought a bunch of shitcoins. These are better than Bitcoin. Bitcoin is old tech and bad for the environment. You’re a bad person for having Bitcoin.