Thankfully, we all lost our keys in boating accidents 
Discussion
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Coincidence happens...
What if:
- the newly hired 60,000 IRS agents are meant to dig through every persons Twitter account to see who is tweeting about Bitcoin.
- Government forces Twitter to give up those peoples location and contact info.
- Those agents order these plebs to court. Will βI lost my keys in a boating accidentβ work in court? What if they go full Stalin and imprison you until you give your Bitcoin?
Not an impossible outcome.