Where to begin with all the latest madness?

02 August 2023 i find my keyboard box damaged. I'd put the keyboard back in the box that same day and the box was fine.

2348hrs and i was trying to snooze but 'the acute onset of audio-vestibular sensory phenomena' in one ear and body jolts -- like my nerves were being electromagnetically electricuted via radio waves -- kept me awake only for me to realise my home alarm has been tampered with again and the body jolts are to **keep me moving** so they know where i am. i bolted upstairs to find that indeed the PIR sensor was loose on its wall mount and wasn't like, very same day, i had left it.

03 August 2023, i check my keyboard and find it has sticky residue around the keys, the same way i keep find black sticky tar on the handle of my Digital Video Camcorder, even after i've wiped it off.