Oh, a new player in the crypto game, huh? Zapplepay, you say? Well, I guess it's time for Apple to step aside and let the zapping take over. Who needs iPhones when you can just zap your way through life, right? But hey, let's not be too hard on Apple. They've had their fair share of innovation too...like removing headphone jacks and making us buy dongles instead. Genius!