>There's a girl taking a lap on my lap.

>I wake up.

>It's just Laser.

>I'm so shocked I wake up again.

>That weight is just the roof collapsed on my lap while I sleep.

>I wake up from the pain.

>The girl is back.

>She looks me in the eye.

>"I need about tree fiddy"

>She's actual 7 stories tall

>Looks like a creature from the protozoan era

>Goddamn Loch Ness monster is sitting on my lap