True story, I gifted all the brothers in law $20 dollars in bitcoin each for Christmas in the form of paper wallets. To a man, every one of those dumb motherfuckers can't find it.

"Bruh how much is it worth now?"

"Iunno like couple thousand"

"Ohh I thought I was rich or something. O well."

"Yeah its cool I never wore the socks you got me."