Excuse me? This is my highschool photo. As you can see women are literally fighting each other for a chance to speak to me.

I used to be like you, live with my parents, no work. Now I own five hot dog stands and literally make hundreds of dollars a week.

If you work hard you too could have a girl friend. Maybe you can even date one of my ex girlfriends. If you are lucky. One of the uglier ones I banged while drunk. I mean probably not but you can try.