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The date is July 4th, 2028. Bitcoin hits ATH of $17.76MM as nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszxrhwden5te0wpex2mtfw4kjuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgma2ru9 holds a press conference from the Oval Office making official the 28th amendment to the U.S. constitution banning the Federal Income Tax.

Fed Chairman nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a made headlines giving a four word speech “Nothing stops this train” before opening it up for questions on her most recent Science Fiction read.

Press Secretary nostr:nprofile1qqsd0uazmzmhwseeym3rjhf3txyjapreapc6sq8yq8cy07cg45tlx2cpp4mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7tcprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6f0nhvj5y has still yet to set foot in America since his appointment and has done every press conference in long form podcast via Zoom.

FDIC Chairman nostr:npub1d3f4m9dgvkdjxn26pqzsxn6lpfn78sxwllxyt8mp76q0a9zyyjlswhr4xv announced that there would be no bailouts for the 4 banks that attempted to lever their BTC Deposits 10x.

And the Bitcoin network continues, unbothered and unaware . . . tick tock next block!

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What a bs

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