Ah, not a fan of truly decentralized scarcity I see. Bitcoin doesn’t need to hard fork, because there’s a shitcoin for everything else. Less scarcity, more privacy, tail emissions, whatever you want. Just buy your shitero coin that checks all the boxes you like and then watch the price go to zero against Bitcoin. Or you can research stock to flow, price shock, and mining difficulty adjustment to understand why this is already solved with Bitcoin.
Matthew Kratter’s Bitcoin University is a great resource.