it's hilarious how people think that worms like the rain.

bitch, they hate the rain.

they literally get flooded out of their cozy subterranean homes and are forced to crawl around totally exposed on the pavement until they get stepped on or run over or eaten alive by a bird100x their size.

and those are the lucky ones.

imagine having a dragon swoop down, man-handle you with its talons then take you home to be torn apart by its babies. this is happening right now in my backyard as robins are making shuttle runs from the driveway to their nests.

think about that next time your tee-time is delayed