Women always want to know how good looking they are, but there's an easy, objective test:

Get drunk at a party.

Say a bunch of stupid, embarrassing crap.

Go to bed with your lover.

If you wake up in the morning and didn't get smothered with a pillow, you qualify as hot.

You're welcome. Anytime.

Hope we see each other again, tomorrow.

If not, was nice meeting you.