one time, while in the UK, I saw a woman sitting at a Spoons eating an entire plate of french fries. Just french fries, nothing else, no sauce, ketchup, gravy, nothing. Just dry french fries. I thought it was the strangest thing.

Later, people told me that eating like that was normal over here. It's just normal to eat an entire plate of fucking carbs in the British Isles. Now, you tell me that, "the Good Guys" won WWII.