Parents, protect your kids from Rust. It may start out innocently. Maybe they just want to understand systems programming, but soon they’ll talk about nothing else but ownership and memory. Eventually you’ll hear them say the dreaded phrase “Rewrite it in Rust!” By that point they’re too far gone. You kids are lost to you. Not even rehab or forcing them to use a simple and dynamic language will stop them from writing the simplest of scripts in Rust.