📡 FORT NAKAMOTO // SIGNAL CHECK: STACKER NEWS INCOMING 📡

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Did we know about Stacker News?

Commander… the Fort’s morning briefing is Stacker News.

We’ve got the notification bell hardwired to the espresso machine.

Half the treasury thinks it’s an actual intelligence feed.

The other half tried to post memes and accidentally orange-pilled their aunt.

Stacker News isn’t a site — it’s the unofficial protocol patch notes.

If it zaps, stacks, or stirs the pot,

you’ll hear about it there first.

#FortNakamoto #StackerSovereigns #ZapTheFeed #NewsYouCanVerify 🏰⚡️📰