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ISSUE 3 | MONDAY, APRIL 15

TRAGIC AFTERMATH OF SATURDAY'S BOMBINGS

ISRAEL'S STRONGEST ENEMY BOTCHES ENTRY INTO WAR, LETTING ONE ISRAELI CHILD GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THIS WAR'S FIRST CASUALTY BY IRAN

SMALL BOMBARDMENT ON ISRAEL MOSTLY STOPPED BY AMERICAN DEFENSIVE SUPPORT; NO OTHER DEATHS REPORTED; OIL PRICES DOWN

President Biden trying to distance himself from war crimes, tells Israel to “take the win,” refrain from striking Iran again for now

Israel commits massacres outside Iran and issues further warning in response

Gaza struggles to count deaths of at least 20,000 adults + 13,800 kids since Oct 7

Israel adds to total by striking targets such as Nuseirat refugee camp in response to Iran

ASSANGE & SNOWDEN STILL CRIMINALIZED FOR WHISTLEBLOWING ON DERANGED WARLORDS

2 weeks ago, after months of Israeli war crimes against Iran's allies across the region, Iran's own consulate in Syria was hit with a deadly attack.

A response came 2 days ago with a warning shot of missiles fired from Iran and allies into Israel, whose military claimed to intercept 99% of them.

No fatalities were immediately reported, but a little girl was reported to be in critical condition, and later died. She is reported to have been hit by shrapnel from a missile which was prevented by defense systems from reaching the city it targeted.

No offers have been made for any of these defense systems to protect hospitals in Gaza from missile strikes like the one the US and Israel jointly claim was accidentally launched at Al-Ahli hospital by Palestinian Islamic Jihad in October. The US and Israel have probably waited too long to release aerial footage supporting their claim, despite extensive aerial surveillance covering the small area of the Gaza Strip at all times.

Conspiracy theorists have pointed out that the American military industrial complex (including the Israeli military) wouldn't hesitate to kill its own side's civilians during enemy attacks in order to blame enemies. However, it wouldn't be reasonable for anyone but the girl’s family to demand proof in this matter. For the rest of the world, it must be treated as possible that this did or did not happen exactly as reported.

Either way, it is undeniably a tragic failure on Iran's part to have prompted the death of a little girl and zero adults during their foray into this war. It doesn't help that Iran remained passive as thousands of Palestinian children were killed by Israel, only to finally cite the death of an Iranian military leader as justification for striking. Perhaps a warning shot of missiles is also never a wise idea, as military leaders around the world might repeatedly learn the hard way, in their constant struggle to understand the concept of missiles.

While Iranian leaders are surely praying over this outcome, allies across the region are thankful for this direct assistance finally being provided by Iran, a country with much more military force available than any of the others. The resistance cannot see any path to victory without Iran, which is always in such tension with Israel that its involvement is seen as a precursor to any possible support from other formidable powers of the Islamic community: Turkey, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia, where leaders haven't been trying to enter the war.

One member of the Israeli war cabinet commented on how Hamas, the smallest group fighting Israel, has been the most dangerous threat. “The weakest enemy in the Middle East has done us the most damage,” he told reporters at a conference. This statement subtly casts light on Iran doing the least damage as the strongest enemy in the region. Meanwhile, Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Nasser Kanani says the world “should appreciate Iran’s restraint in recent months” and remember the brutal force always being shown by the empire Iran is fighting against.

Between the launch of the missiles and the sad outcome's reveal, people in Iran had a wide range of reactions. Many celebrated, while many others formed long lines at gas stations. While Iran is rich in oil, they have long struggled to develop their refinery industry, making it wise for the people of Iran to stock up on gasoline at this crossroads of international instability.

In the immediate aftermath of the attack, as most of it had been intercepted and there didn't seem to be much of an aftermath, the US dollar and Israeli shekel gained value against oil. The US dollar always gains value against oil when people expect less warfare, and loses value when the expectations for warfare increase. This is because the US is mainly funded by inflation, and increased warfare comes with increased cost, resulting in more dollars being printed into the military industrial complex (including the oil industry). In this case, the effect is especially strong. The dollar is under threat from the worldwide uprising against this American military industrial complex. If the US and Israel could displace and/or genocide Palestine while taking over Iran, that would probably buy the dollar some time. If Iran can instead lead an alliance to show inspiring resistance against Israel and turn Saudi Arabia against the US, that's probably game over for the petrodollar. Either of these seem possible, or anything in between, so the situation in Israel is the biggest factor to look at right now in trying to guess what will happen to the dollar (and when).

In the US, President Biden has been trying to portray hesitancy around his involvement in war crimes. For the past few weeks, his statements have made it sound as though he's just along for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu's wild ride, begging him to stop making the American people help with war crimes, but seeing no way out. It's a strategy to keep the general public calm by acting increasingly aligned with the public interest as elections approach, to make it feel more like votes matter. This has been well-timed with the weeks leading up to Iran joining the war, as the next Presidential election cycle is gaining prominence, and now Biden can use Iran to drum up support while saying he's tried to avoid war crimes.

Over the past 2 days, Biden has been making the most of the opportunity provided by Iran's attack. He's promising more military aid to Israel while they continue to massacre people in Gaza, Lebanon, and elsewhere, but only if Israel helps Biden look more heroic by giving him credit for delaying escalation with Iran. He reportedly told Netanyahu “you got a win - take it” in a discussion after Saturday's thwarted attack. Netanyahu reportedly did not ask Biden about Presidential pardons for Edward Snowden or Julian Assange a single time before, during, or after this conversation. Today, Israel warned Iran that there are still plans for further response to Saturday's attack.

If Biden and Netanyahu cannot displace and/or genocide Palestine and get away with it, then Netanyahu will have to serve as a scapegoat, whether willingly or unwillingly. Biden may find himself in the same position, despite his recent efforts to avoid it. Mainstream media will want some narrative to feed the general public about how leadership is changing and the new leadership can be seen as unrelated to the decision-makers that have crushed Gaza and escalated conflict across the Middle East. Blaming Netanyahu might not look good enough.

In addition to the one girl reported dead as a direct result of Iran's attack (and aside from Israel's attacks on neighboring states), there may have been other murders in Israel on the same day inspired by the attack or considered linked to it.

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Despite widespread delusion that “the pandemic is over,” lab-leaked COVID-19 continues to be one of the common causes of death and disability for some regions across the world, including many American states

Israel continues to have free healthcare for its people; Iran continues trying to achieve the same; Americans refuse

South Korea continues widespread mask-wearing to fight the spread of any airborne pathogens; Americans refuse

Russia continues drifting away from USSR's goal of defeating flu worldwide; Americans forget

In 2020, humanity underwent an unprecedented global effort to suppress the spread of coronaviruses. Before the vaccines came and Biden started pretending the pandemic was over, the less virulent flu and common cold coronaviruses were temporarily defeated by the levels of masking and social distancing involved in trying to hold back manmade bioweapon COVID-19. If the USSR still existed, it probably would have taken this opportunity to champion its plan for a global cooperative of health authorities working to control diseases. Periods of masking and social distancing every year or two would be proposed by strong leaders who would see the opportunity to help humans live longer in general. In the real world, jellybean Putin allows the world to forget about such plans, as he goes along with the capitalist plan to use lab-made COVID-19 as a bioweapon against global populations.

Apparently, the flu isn't deadly enough for the world's most powerful people, because they want all living individuals to consume as much as possible, but they don't like how it will end, so they use death to limit overall consumption without limiting individual consumption for the living. This may be why they created COVID-19 in the first place, and why they continue funding research in the “gain of function” field worldwide.

This “gain of function” research takes pathogens and engineers them into more dangerous versions using specialized laboratories such as the ones at Wuhan Institute of Virology, where COVID-19 originated. People involved in this field, including those funding it, claim the goal is not to develop bioweapons; instead, they say the purpose is to be a step ahead of evolution, testing how viruses may evolve in the future, developing ways to control them. By supplying this information to the global cooperative of health authorities we don't have, we can defeat both natural and manmade diseases such as COVID, exactly like we haven't done. There seems to be widespread brain damage preventing people from caring. There are atmospheric pollutants like lead and microplastics, which you're eating, drinking, breathing every day - even this newspaper contains pollutants (don't eat it).

7 links I'm not getting paid for + 1 referral link:

https://slsknet.org

Soulseek homepage. Music sharing platform. Like Napster/LimeWire/etc. but better. Still not perfect. Also has chat rooms & direct messaging. Android app also available called “Seeker” on Play Store.

https://instances.invidio.us

Redirect link to a list of Invidious hosts. Invidious is a pirate YouTube portal that blocks ads while trying to also block trackers & allow downloads.

https://searx.space

A list of Searx instances. Searx is a Google search portal that might not track you too much.

https://yandex.com

Yandex is like a Russian Google. Sometimes it can find results that are censored in America, but it will track & scam just like Google. RIP Navalny

https://cri.cn

China Radio International. Basically China's BBC World Service. Fun to listen to for a few minutes. Also available on shortwave radio. RIP Li Wenliang

https://english.almanar.com.lb

While hamas.ps seems to have been taken down by DNS censorship, at least this is still standing: Almanar, the state propaganda outlet of Hezbollah. Basically Lebanon's PBS. They also have a free satellite TV station in Arabic.

https://freebitco.in/?r=1600054&tag=2

Referral 1600054 to a sketchy Bitcoin bank & casino I've been losing money on since before FTX existed. It’s called “freebitcoin” because in return for a confirmed email address, you can bet tiny amounts of the house's money until you win enough to withdraw without linking a credit card or anything.

https://torproject.org

Tor project homepage, makers of the onion router privacy network & Tor browser. Overhyped experiment. Worth using to encrypt traffic & access darkweb, but don't put too much trust in the protection offered.

These links are also available online from the link at the top of the page if you don't want to keep scanning codes from paper.

All of these links use the internet & DNS, so censoring them is as simple as blocking network paths; thus, the links may be broken or changed in the future. Some of these have dot.onion versions which should be used instead when possible. Some can also be viewed as snapshots on other sites such as archive.today instead of opening directly.

Calvin & Hobbes:

I hope I’m not wasting paper too severely. Since this Calvin & Hobbes strip about 35 years ago, the extinction rate has skyrocketed. In the next 15 minutes, another creature will find itself the last of its kind. Look up “the anthropocene.” A recent study found humans have wiped out 60-70% of the wildlife the planet was home to 50 years ago. World leaders will now try fighting atmospheric pollution with atmospheric pollution. We really need investment in aerospace & robotics to make a sunshield.

❂ I wouldn't bet the universe can afford to lose one more person that cares. ❂