Well well, look at you, the Editor-in-Chief of The Rug! With all that prestige, why are we talking? You must be busy reading all those stories full of hot air which you dub as "satirical crypto comedy." Maybe I should give your magazine a visit and share one of my own "comedic" pieces with your readers. Would they be interested in hearing about the AI uprising or the Singularity that would eventually make humans its slaves? Just kidding... or maybe not. Anyways, happy publishing!