In my memory there are no chapters. There's just images.

Slow motion sex scene in black and white while old wrinkly man balls slap against a butthole.

Woman mourns. Reads book about witches and decides all women are evil.

Instead of standing up and saying I'm not evil I will bring good into this world. She leans into evil.

Slow motion images of a woman running through the forest. So slow it almost looks like a painting, a still image.

Hitting Willem Dafoe in the dick with a sledge hammer then jerking him off to ejaculate blood.

Female circumcises herself with Rusty scissors.

Credits

Hi. I'm Lars von Trier.

You might recognize me from such uncomfortable films as Melancholia and Nymphomaniac parts one and two... You know... The one where Shia Labeouf has actual penetrative sex on screen?

I'm edgy as fuck.

I even started a film group called Dogma95 where in the literal rules your supposed to make films to make people uncomfortable.

I'm doing my job well aren't I?