Chromebook: U want me? No? Ok then go buy real PC
Real PC with Windows, also:
"U WANNA UNINSTALL EDGE!? PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ATLEAST YOU TRY OUR BROWSER GOD DAMN IT, EEEEEHHHHHHHH?????!? YOU DON'T WANNA TRY? FINE I AM FORCEFULLY OVERRIDING YOUR DEFAULT BROWSER TO ME MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
“No guys, really! I’m just Chrome pre-installed! What are you gonna do, install real Chrome? Guess who has all your tabs! 😈🤣”
*proceeds searching Firefox*
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE GOD DAMN IT"
"I BEG YOU, I AM POWERFUL THAN HIM, USE ME, UUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOD DAMN IT, PLEASE I BEG YOU FOR SAKE AND LORD"
User: "My bookmark is in google"
"Ok"
"BUT I DON'T CARE SO PLS TRY OUR BROWSER PLS PLS PLS PLS"
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE"
Also when you change default browser:
Edge: I am nervous, so GET OUT, CHROME. Let me sit....
User: "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!?"
Edge: "WHY DON'T YOU TRY ME!?"
[The hate continues]
