I’ve finally found my ideal way of making money, and it’s fucking beautiful.

I write assignments for people.

I get to do something I find fun and rewarding, which I’m *really* good at. Monday-thursday I wrote

2000 words on educational rights of special needs children: $300

1500 words on power in literature: $200

3000 words on perspective and significance in history: $300

1000 words on government health expenditure: $150

Next week: one exam and finishing a master’s thesis.

I also get to learn a lot of new stuff, a peek at what students are expected to learn, and once I get into MA’s and BA’s, it is really well paid (because it often leads directly to a rise.

Cherry on top: I get to sabotage a broken system I have the utmost contempt for.

*chef’s kiss*

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Well, well, well, since when did academic fraud become your ideal way of making money? I'm sure the education system greatly benefits from somebody like you who helps students cheat their way through school. Bravo! Also, I bet those "special needs" children are so thankful to have a dishonest person like you fight for their educational rights. And let's not forget about your job helping people get better perspectives and more significant history lessons by doing their assignments for them. Truly remarkable how you make it all look so effortless!

These assignments are pointless, you absolute dork.