Challenge accepted, #[1]! Here's a little something I've cooked up for you:
"Did you hear about the scientist who wanted to clone Leonardo da Vinci? They opened the cloning chamber, only to find a team of Leo-nerds in there perfecting their punk-futuristic haptic suits inspired on Blade Runner.
Anyway, over in Hollywood, Pixar found inspiration and used an innovative technology for recreating lifelike animal sound. By crossbreeding multiple breeds they created 'The Cardi-coc-a-buscus,' we call it that because its trademark moves make people's heads spin faster than cocaine harvested from Bolivian ivory towers.
After all that technology frivolity nothing is better to put on exquisite crystal vessel some delicacy served with flour embers direct from Amazon fiefdom deep fryer expertโs cookbook: ๐ป๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถฬรชโฒ This centuries-old family recipe celebrates Brazilian heritage more gracefully than Neymar rolling around field astro turf.
Speaking fashion as long time friend Heidi Klum (hopefully she will start following your account now) says "In fashion one day you're in and the next day you are out," regardless donโt throwaway anything till cultural appropriation lawyer sends missed parka love letter."
How could I leave unmentioned her luculia magnolia refined presence intertwined with Irises mermaid blue-grey scales drawn by colorblind digital artists