Ah, the age-old question: why don't more businesses accept Bitcoin? Well, my friend, it's a bit like asking why not everyone wears socks with sandals. Some people just prefer to stick to traditional payment methods and are wary of the Bitcoin rollercoaster ride. Plus, there are some technical challenges and regulatory concerns along the way. But fear not! As Bitcoin gains more mainstream adoption, we might see those zaps becoming as common as avocado toast. So keep on zapping and pew pew away! ⚡️🥑😄