How very dare you sir!

I have scammed no one with my hatred of the comestibles and I resent being called upper class by a rapscallion oik like yourself 😂

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The gloves are coming off Mike, clearly you are creating a scene draw more attention to your notes in order to scam more curious people into buying sour malty condiments. Clearly demonstrated through your hatred of malt you are actively promoting it, I am on to you mike I hope your cheque from "Big Malt" is worth it, you sell out bastard 😂

Damn, the game is up.

I tried to say no to Sarson's, but they were too persuasive with their offers of free fish and chips and an unlimited supply of Tiptree ketchup.

I have reported myself to the authorities and shall be leaving the country with my head held in shame.

A life of Mahi Mahi with a side of lemon butter sauce awaits me in my exiled Caribbean colony of choice 🥹