Could it be that most Monero Bros are also Bitcoiners? I personally won't bother with setting up LN for Nostr. I use it only when it's the most privacy preserving choice.
You sound like fiat shitcoiners 15 years ago. Lame. A waste of time to argue with. Still I am happy to have you here on Nostr. It's a way to stay in touch and learn as SHTF.