"Blockchain technology" 
Discussion
I make a mental note, Zap myself, move on.
“Digital assets”
“Bitcoin is crypto”
“Hold my espresso”
Cunningham's Law
Literally me at my daughter's horseback riding lessons where i just sit there reading a book while overhearing some loud mouth at the bar telling 3 other people and the barkeeper what shitcoins will go up and which will go down and how much money he made.
The bitcoin or shitcoin talks i overhear from stragangers occasionally are still always about trading...