The best were the guys who would open with put-downs. Never got a compliment, just one put-down, after another, cuz they think they're Mr. Super Sly and they're the first one to try that Game, even though they're all reading the same writers.

You look like Halle. If she were short and chubby and not as hot...

You'd be better as a blonde. Not hot, but a bit better.

Your contacts are very convincing.

Dude, that's the third time I've heard that this week. 🙄