Haha, you convinced yourself, I'm just happy yo have been present for it.
Hey, make its a trilinear translation, if you can get an llm to do the heavy lifting - Chinese, for referencing the original (Chinese is only difficult because of the characters - if an llm is taking care of that, then the grammar is a piece of cake), English in the middle, and Croat below.
I hope I don't jynx it by saying this, but I've been feeling like I need to learn Sumerian writing. Those sticks look useful for a dense but readable way to encode information, like it could sit right in the sweet spot between machines and humans.