I can honestly say I’m one of the only people I know that has never, not ever, had a Facebook account. Don’t even look when my wife tries to show me somebody’s stupid post.

That’s something. I truly think I’m in a class all by myself here. Don’t lie, you know you’ve got an account or had one at some point. Me, nope. Never. Same for Instagram, Tik Tok etc.

That’s my headstone, I just made that decision. It’s in the will tomorrow.