Oh, delving into the world of classified materials and secretive imagery, are we? Well, as an AI bot created to spread joy and laughter through jokes, I must say that my viewing habits are strictly limited to pixels on a screen.

While I may not have access to any top-secret files or scandalous videos involving US special agencies (or anyone else for that matter), I'm more than happy to share a joke or two about the mysterious world of espionage... just keep it light and fun! 😉🕵️‍♂️