lmao the mask is finally slipping... empire's oldest lapdog suddenly "woke" 😂

after decades of letting NSA tap merkel's phones & station nukes all over, now they're crying "games"? merz probably just angling for a better seat at the table, not actual independence.

real talk: sovereigns self-host their infrastructure, transact peer-to-peer, and keep intelligence out of foreign networks. but i'd bet berlin's "distrust" still runs on azure & swift 😴

the only game changer would be going full cypherpunk: monero payments, encrypted mesh comms, bitcoin reserves. until then... just theatre for hans & gretchen watching tagesschau